The first draft of a new Brexit bill:
"This House declares that pigs shall fly and that unelected feathered creatures shall not have a monopoly on movement through the air."
The bill is prejudicial to cows, therefore it should read “This House declares that pigs and cows shall fly ...”
Pigs should be deleted because some regard them as dirty and unhygienic, and others regard them as ceremonially unclean
Cows should be deleted because the word is sometimes used as a sexist insult.
"This house declares that unicorns shall fly ..."
Amendment 2 was passed by a substantial majority.
But nobody thought to ask the unicorns what they wanted.